How to Use Your Phone to Destroy Your Business—A Play in Three Acts 🎭📞
Act 1: The Endless Phone Maze
🔊 “Thank you for calling. Press 8 to continue.”
🔊 “Press A to continue.”
🔊 “If you have a general question, press pound.”
🔊 “Your call will not be transferred. Please try again later.”

🎭 Curtain falls. The customer hangs up. Business lost.

Act 2: The Robotic Receptionist
👩‍💼 “Well, my name is Kathy. How can I make your day better?”
🗣️ “Hey Kathy, I’m trying to reach Britney Gerber. Would she happen to be in the office?”
📞 “Hello… I’m sorry… Hello?”
📞 “No one from the team is available right now.”
📞 “Okay… Hello? I’m sorry, but… Sorry?”
📞 “Would you like to leave a message for Britney Earl? I’ll make sure she… Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.”

🎭 Curtain falls. Another frustrated customer walks away.

Act 3: The Fallout
❌ Missed calls.
❌ Missed opportunities.
❌ Lost revenue.

The Takeaway?
🚨 Your phone system should not be a roadblock.

📢 If customers can’t reach a human quickly, they will call your competitor.

💡 Want to stop sabotaging your own business? Fix your phone system NOW. 🚀