Seattle Plumber Search Locals winning?

Welcome to the top 20 plumber near me
Google search results from a random US city.

Today we’re doing it from Seattle.

I’m using a tool that fools Google
into thinking I’m in downtown Seattle
when I’m really here at home
in my office in Austin.

And by the way,
if you want to see where you rank in your city,
just reach out to me.

But now, here’s Seattle.

Well, Seattle, you did not disappoint.

You’ve got three in the top five
where you can actually expect to get some clicks.

But as for the last two local guys here
at number 18 and 19,
well, it might be a surprise for them to learn
that it’s more likely for a lady
to get pregnant with her tubes tied
than to give birth to a click at 19.

So, if you’re counting on SEO to work
at the bottom of the top 20,
then your marketing is probably tied up tighter
than her tubes.