🚨 Detroit Plumbers—Your SEO Is in Trouble!
Welcome to the Top 20 “Plumber Near Me” Google search results from a random U.S. city 🏙️.
📍 Today, we’re in Detroit—well, at least Google thinks I’m in Detroit. In reality, I’m sitting in my home office in Austin, Texas.
➡️ Want to know where you rank in your city? Just reach out to me!
Detroit Sets a New Record… for SEO Futility 😬
🥇 Congratulations, Detroit!
You’ve officially set the record for the worst local SEO rankings I’ve seen yet.
💀 Last time we checked, you had at least one local plumber in the top 10… but now?
🚫 Zero. Nada. Nothing.
The only local plumber showing up is WaterWorks at #19, and they’ll probably be shocked to learn:
A woman has a higher chance of getting pregnant after having her tubes tied… than they do of getting a click at #19. 😬
The SEO Reality Check
If you’re putting all your eggs in the SEO basket, then you’re basically counting on dormant eggs to magically birth your marketing strategy. 🤦♂️
👉 Time to rethink your online visibility.
📌 Google Business Profile optimization
📌 Google Ads (PPC & LSA)
📌 A real marketing strategy that actually brings in leads
Because right now? Detroit plumbers are getting left behind. 🚗💨
🚨 Detroit Plumbers—Your SEO Is in Trouble!
Welcome to the Top 20 “Plumber Near Me” Google search results from a random U.S. city 🏙️.
📍 Today, we’re in Detroit—well, at least Google thinks I’m in Detroit. In reality, I’m sitting in my home office in Austin, Texas.
➡️ Want to know where you rank in your city? Just reach out to me!
Detroit Sets a New Record… for SEO Futility 😬
🥇 Congratulations, Detroit!
You’ve officially set the record for the worst local SEO rankings I’ve seen yet.
💀 Last time we checked, you had at least one local plumber in the top 10… but now?
🚫 Zero. Nada. Nothing.
The only local plumber showing up is WaterWorks at #19, and they’ll probably be shocked to learn:
A woman has a higher chance of getting pregnant after having her tubes tied… than they do of getting a click at #19. 😬
The SEO Reality Check
If you’re putting all your eggs in the SEO basket, then you’re basically counting on dormant eggs to magically birth your marketing strategy. 🤦♂️
👉 Time to rethink your online visibility.
📌 Google Business Profile optimization
📌 Google Ads (PPC & LSA)
📌 A real marketing strategy that actually brings in leads
Because right now? Detroit plumbers are getting left behind. 🚗💨
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