Houston Plumbers—You’re Getting Cucked.
Welcome to the top 20 “Plumber Near Me” Google search results from a random U.S. city.

Today, we’re doing it from Houston, Texas—and I’m using a tool that fools Google into thinking I’m actually in Houston when I’m really just down the road in Austin.

(By the way, if you want to see where you rank in your city, just reach out to me.)

Now, here’s Houston…
Ah, it’s a sad tale, often repeated.

🔹 The national behemoth Roto-Rooter is #1.
🔹 Only 3 local plumbers made it into the top 20—with Abacus showing up twice.
🔹 And to add insult to injury—Houston plumbers, you’re getting cucked by 4 out-of-town plumbers.

But don’t get too upset—the guy from Kyle, Texas has about as much chance of getting hit by lightning as getting a call from his spot at #20.

The takeaway?
🚨 Don’t leave your marketing to chance by relying strictly on SEO. 🚨