He Has a Better Chance of Getting His Car Stolen Than Getting a Click Here
Welcome to the top 20 “Plumber Near Me” Google search results from a random U.S. city.

Today, we’re doing it from the City of Angels—Los Angeles.

I’m using a tool that fools Google into thinking I’m in downtown LA, when in reality, I’m sitting in my home office in Austin, Texas.

(By the way, if you want to see where you rank in your city, just reach out to me.)

Now, Here’s Los Angeles…
Oh, this is ridiculous.

🚨 LA plumbers, your SEO companies have failed you. 🚨

Here’s the breakdown:
❌ Only three local plumbers in the top 20
❌ Roto-Rooter takes up two spots

And the saddest part?

👉 Mike Diamond probably sees being at #10 as a great accomplishment—but he has a better chance of getting his car stolen than getting a click from that position.

The Bottom Line?
Maybe this works in a big city like LA, but a marketing strategy based strictly on SEO?

🚨 That’s a likely prison sentence for your marketing. 🚨