You’ll Probably Get Hit by Lightning Before Getting a Click Here
Welcome to the top 20 “Plumber Near Me” Google search results from a random U.S. city.

Today, we’re doing it from The Big Apple—New York City.

I’m using a tool that fools Google into thinking I’m in downtown Manhattan, when in reality, I’m sitting in my home office in Austin, Texas.

(By the way, if you want to see where you rank in your city, just reach out to me.)

Now, Here’s New York… And It’s Depressing.
The largest city in the U.S., over 20 million people—and yet:

❌ Only two local plumbers in the top 20
❌ Twice as many out-of-state plumbers ranking ahead of locals

But hey, local New York plumbers, maybe you can knock off this Indianapolis plumber sitting at #20.

But That’s Not Much Consolation…
Because, honestly? You’ll probably get hit by lightning before getting a click from that spot. ⚡

The Bottom Line?
If you’re basing your marketing on an SEO lightning strike…

🚨 Your marketing is probably going to be all wet. 🚨