You Have a Better Chance of Being Hit by Lightning Than Getting a Click Here ⚡
Welcome to the top 20 “Plumber Near Me” Google search results from a random U.S. city.

Today, we’re doing it from my hometown—Sweet Home Chicago.

I’m using a tool that fools Google into thinking I’m in downtown Chicago, when in reality, I’m here in my home office in Austin, Texas.

(By the way, if you want to see where your plumbing company ranks in your city, just reach out to me.)

Now, Here’s Chicago…
🎉 Congrats, Chicago! Five actual local plumbers made it into the top six slots—definitely some clicks happening there.

But as you can see from the odds column, clicks really start to fall off…

Until we get to our special mention:

🚨 Chicago Plumbing Experts at #20—where you have a better chance of being hit by lightning than getting a click.

The Bottom Line?
If you’re basing your marketing on a random bolt from the sky…

🚨 You’d better get a better marketing strategy. 🚀